My Christmas Tree's Delicious!

Gossip Guy here, ah 'tis the season where hearts are glowing, bodies are thriving, and this local celebrity knows the night where it all comes alive. Light Up The Night is the annual who's who drunkfest hosted by douchebag extrodinaire Wayne Rostad. Best you all bundle up, have your good tidings in hand, and it's anyone's game when ringing in this holiday season with more than a hot chocolate. Oh, and be on look out for a certain socialite, we've all heard he's been recently taken/smitten by an "Entourage" member.

You know you love me.
xoxo Gossip Guy

Nils in Real Life

Gossip Guy here. Have you heard? Something's different with N. Once awkward background noise now turned local celebrity, there's no doubt he's come a long way. Gone are the embarrasing wardrobe choices, incomprehensible dialogue and lest we forget ugly duckling exterior. Just how did he do it? As a self-proclaimed late bloomer, could he have grown up too fast too late? Regardless as THE sight to be seen and still the giant elephant in the room. Everyone knows that N was the skeleton in the closet. Only time will tell if he's just a pretty face, you know what they say: a picture's worth a thousand lies.
You know you love me.
xoxo Gossip Guy

Trick 'r Treat

Gossip Guy here. It's that time of year again when the leaves change, the temperature drops, and that one day of the year arrives where we all slip on disguises. Lucky for me, gossip is in for every season and your masks are slipping. No fake blood or expensive costumes necessary here, true monsters are all around, all year. Promising you more tricks and the occasional treat as only I can, this holiday is sure to be a scream.
You know you love me.
xoxo Gossip Guy

Sherri Baby

Gossip Guy here. It's been brought to my recent attention there's been a diamond walking among the rough. Nothing less than stunning as a single mother of three, S brings the heat and a delightfully refreshing approach redefining womanhood all the while turning heads and taking names. She's instantly recognizable but truly greater than the sum of her parts. Seems S and I have more in common then she and others would think. This could be the start of a beautiful friendship but a word to the wise: How does a fish get caught? She opens her mouth.
You know you love me.
xoxo Gossip Guy

Pret-a-Poor-J

Gossip Guy here. Behind the counter at your local video rental establishment lies a force to be reconned with: J is anything but ordinary. He may often be misunderstood or taken advantage of but far from stupid. I'm fully aware he's unknown to some as a masterful photographer and devoted friend. Besides, to all you naysayers careful, knock on the devil's door long enough and someone's bound to answer.
You know you love me.
xoxo Gossip Guy

There's Something About Vicki

Gossip Guy here. This one's been on my radar for quite some time now, so V, she's all yours. Genuinely earnest and outspoken making her the one-to-watch, V is something rarely found in a small town: respectable. She's beyond a caring mother/wife and nothing short of an underrated social goddess in her own right. If theoretically we had met in high school, I'm certain this Queen wouldn't have to look far when sharing her throne.
You know you love me.
xoxo Gossip Guy

You're Nobody Until You're Talked About

Gossip Guy here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Almonte's elite. This place is overdue for someone like me. My duty is recounting and detailing the who's who of alluring characters inhabiting this town. And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell.
You know you love me.
xoxo Gossip Guy